Overheard at the office...

Co-worker 1:
"Mexico becoming the 51st state is a win-win situation. They have a proven track record of not being able to run their own country, so we can provide them with a better government and increased prosperity. We'd benefit from the increased land in Mexico, their natural resources, tourism, and the hard workers."

Co-worker 2:
"All the hard workers are already here. The only ones left in Mexico are the ones that are too lazy to come up here.